Number 1 With a Bullet

Words and Music by Fred Small
Copyright 1991 Pine Barrens Music (BMI)


If you want a VCR, you can buy it from Japan.
If you want a fancy car, I recommend a German brand.
And if you want to make sweet love, take a trip to gay Pari.
If you wnat enlightnment, go find a Bodi tree.
But if you've got a trouble spot that just won't fade away
Heads up, Honey, you can spend your money in the good ol' USA

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We have guns, we will travel
We have a million ways to kill
We're number 1 with a bullet
We can therefore we will
Going to use it or we'll lose it
Paint the town red, white and blue
Our demands are non-negotiable 
And we're coming after you.

If you want to have a healthy baby, Baby, it is smart to be a Swede
If you want to live past 80, Iceland is the land you need
Because the atmosphere is poison here, and the streets are caked with crack
My job just moved to Taiwan and I'm sleeping in a shack.
But every cloud will find a lining. Every dog will have its day
You can pledge allegiance to the flag, or we'll blow you away.

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The whole world used to laugh at us, they said we're none too bright.
They blamed us for their problems, they said we can't do nothing right
We ain't no brown nosers, ain't no sissy teacher's pet
When we teach you a lesson, Boy, it ain't one you'll forget.
Its the New World Order, you're the sickness, we're the cure
Our missiles now are standing proud, and mine is bigger that yours.

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